Hooray! Threads is, at last, available on audiobook, read by the lovely Suzy Aitchison. I know for a fact she’s done a brilliant job because I visited her in the studio in Bath where she recorded it, and heard her do some of the good bits (like the scene at Central Saint Martins, which is a favourite of mine).
So if you want to hear the story and don’t want the hassle of turning pages, reading words and all that stuff, then now’s your chance. You can get hold of it here, and it looks like this: